ALBERT EINSTEIN AND HIS DRIVER
funny urban legend about Albert Einstein that he had heard years ago but could not remember until I saw in www.otexto.net.
certainly as they say here is very good, and can easily pass as true, hence its character of urban legend.
best thing is that it is applicable to other characters.
is said that in the 20's when Albert Einstein began to be known for his theory of relativity, was often requested by the universities to give lectures. Since he did not like driving the car yet it was very convenient for their travel, engaged the services of a driver. After several days of travel, Einstein told the driver how boring it was to repeat the same thing over and over again.
"If you want," he told the driver, "I can replace him overnight. I have heard his lecture so many times that I can recite word for word. "
Einstein spoke and before the next place, they exchanged clothes and Einstein took the wheel. They reached the room where the conference would be held as none of these scholars knew Einstein, the deception was discovered.
The driver described the lecture he had heard repeated many times to Einstein. In the end, a teacher in the audience asked a question. The driver had no idea what could be the answer, but had a stroke of inspiration and replied:
"The question to me is so simple that I will let my driver, which is at the end of the room, the answer "
THE ORIGIN OF THE MEAT OF MCDONALDS
According to authoritative sources of Michigan State University, it emerged recently that McDonalds uses beef for their burgers, comes from a genuine packages without legs and no horns, are fed through tubes attached to their stomachs and in fact have no bones, but a bit of cartilage that never develop.
Those who have seen, say they are nasty things, as well as to remain stationary throughout its "life", have no eyes, no tail and have virtually no hair, in fact, his head is the size of a tennis ball and the only thing that stands out is what is left of "mouth." Genetic manipulation of which are a result, turns them into inanimate objects with a ghastly gelatinous appearance.
When the government tried to force them to withdraw their ads had their beef burgers, they argued that in Latin RES means something, and they produced meat THING therefore argued that if they could say it was beef.
Although this argument is quite flip and fraudulent, it is said that with all the economic power behind them, have bribed many people in various positions, to very high levels of government.
So McDonalds is allowed the luxury of announcing that what they put on their burgers is 100% beef, or beef "thing", ie those things that are known pseudo grown in stables and procedures of questionable ethics.
But NEVER see that there is no legend or advertisement where McDonald's says that the meat they use is "Cattle," which is the proper name to refer generically to bulls and cows.
Worst all this, not that McDonalds use genetic manipulation to achieve greater production, but the meat, produce side effects on health.
The substances and toxins that develop the "things" that breeds McDonalds, occur over time irreversible health damage.
The first effects are felt on the day after eating hamburgers at McDonalds. Large numbers of people suffering from indigestion and colitis. It seems that these symptoms are unimportant, but over the years, the real and irreversible side effects manifest.
is a phenomenon similar to AIDS, as it incubates and remains hidden for many years, until it is slowly showing its harmful effects.
Although there is still a large number of people affected, have been known in places like Canada, Australia and of course the United States, groups of scientists in the field, related to the consumption of burgers "thing" with the syndrome Alzheimer (Remember Ronald Reagan?), among many other diseases whose origins seemed to be related to other causes.
As you can see, this is extremely unpleasant, so it is important that everyone is aware of the kind of "food" that we offer in these locations. Not allow us to continue to sell what is not.
If pressed McDonalds can make reuse true cattle meat and no meat "thing."
SHOES VANS, PRO-NAZI SYMBOL Circle
long an urban legend about the creators of the shoe Vans are people pro-Nazi, mainly by the United States.
that are based on the sole of the shoe is a part in the shape of stars of David (Jewish symbol par excellence) and its creators supposedly put them there to trample the Jews. As discussed in
Snooper-Anti-Defamation League (ADL) had to take action on the matter and talk with manufacturers.
The ADL understands that some people may find offensive which sneakers bearing the Star of David on the sole, but after talking with the manufacturers ADL estimated that no offense with the shoes and were made without looking at the detail for many years. GENEROUS THIEF
A couple who had stolen the car while in the film. They live in a ubanización of those for fat cats. When they come to see the movie pastelon discover that the car is not in the garage. Put the relevant complaint, etc. Over 2 days, when the woman gets up to go to the job pa and looks out the window, he discovers that the car is back there at the door of his chalesito big surprise and took k k when they saw the windshield had two tickets to the opera on Friday with a note saying: "I'm sorry for what the car was a bet he had done. To compensate, aki have tickets for the opera" The couple did not hesitate to go on Friday to enjoy your evening at the opera in style. The best part was when they came after hearing women sing and fat man, a house and saw that everything was on the floor and no trace or jewelry, or TV or the great team of music or deuvede er ... plundered and graffiti on the wall that said: "Scoundrels." DAMN SONG
was composed in 1933 by the Hungarian Rezso Seress (music) and Laszlo Javor (lyrics), going unnoticed until 1936, when it began to be connected to a series of suicides, for which the Hungarian authorities banned. Such censorship drew the attention of the Americans who did not waste the opportunity and the end of 1936 had a significant number of versions.
Legend has it that were more than 17 suicides related to Gloomy Sunday in Hungary before the song was banned. Connections are established when it was learned that people were killed during or after listening to the song, referring to the song in their suicide notes, or were found with a sheet with the lyrics of the song their hands.
says there are over 100 voluntary deaths related to the song. Another legend that Laszlo Javor wrote the lyrics of the song in memory of his girlfriend who, as a single bounce, after crossing the gate, just left a "Gloomy Sunday" stamped in the middle of a blank sheet. Rezso Seress finally became part of those victims of the song in 1968 after jumping from a building in Budapest. Gloomy Sunday has been interpreted several times by several singers.
Among the singers who have performed include Billie Holliday who first made known in the 30's, Heather Nova, Elvis Costello, Bjork, Sarah Brightman, Sinead O'Connor, Diamanda Galas, Lydia Lunch and Paul whiterman, among others.
In 1999 the German Rolf Schübel directed a film based on that song, bearing the same title, "Gloomy Sunday".
Here the song for the brave: VIDEO (me almost a year ago and I heard it live, lol)
learned
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